I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. - Janeane Garofalo
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. - Janeane Garofalo
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children. - Janeane Garofalo